What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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andrew wagner

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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