- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A young baby died.

Lewis

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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