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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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