I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

I <3 Hitler

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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I read the terms of service.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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