How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Knock Knock The doors already open

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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