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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Yo mama's fat.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Did you know? . You already know!

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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