- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How do you make a little girl cry?

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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