- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read the terms of service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

knock knock no no you go now i clean

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Honk if you're Amish!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Jovan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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