Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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