- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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