- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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