A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Penis

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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