Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

mitchell palmer sucks

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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