guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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