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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

whats up and also down? your mum

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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