What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

*prepares this to get negative votes*

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

hi dave

[Set up] [No punch line]

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess what? Bananas

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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