What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I woke up today

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Nah

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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