a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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