Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Your mother is so fat.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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vitamin c

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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