- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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