So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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