- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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