Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Women's rights

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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