Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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whats black and large -me

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Anti Joke

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