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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Caca.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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