Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

su algato es en fuego

What's two plus two? Window

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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