My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I woke up today

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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