- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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