"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Justin beiber..

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Albert your flies undone.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

how much fish could a chicken

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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