- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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