- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

"Knock knock." "No."

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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