- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My wife made me a sandwich

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