- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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