- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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