- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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