Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Poop

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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