What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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YEAH THEY DO!

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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