- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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