Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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the game

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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