- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Where's my tractor?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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