- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing