- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

YEAH THEY DO!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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