- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

You know what's funny? Rape

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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