Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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haha

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What's two plus two? Window

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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su algato es en fuego

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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CFL

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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