What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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