- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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