What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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