- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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