I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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