- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

You're a big fat monkey.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

I am a mime

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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