- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

time to spruce up!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Thats what she said

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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