- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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I woke up today

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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