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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

that wall over there ->

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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