Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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4 hours later.

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