- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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