Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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