- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

whats worse than gill? nothing

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Once, I went to Peru.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What comes after 23? 24.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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