- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why so serious? Your brother died.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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