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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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