- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.