find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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The queen having a shit

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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