- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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