What colour is chocolate? Brown.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Jack Stevens

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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