- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

No because your face is really f***** up.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

AIDS

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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