mitchell palmer sucks

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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