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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A dog was barking at a tree

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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