- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Make me famous

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A fish swims up your penis...

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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