- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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