- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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