why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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