- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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