- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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