- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What is the name of the car? What

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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