How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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