There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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