Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

angelosnyder is not gay

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Connor is homo

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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