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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what's white and sticky semen

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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