- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What is the name of the car? What

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Knock Knock. Come in.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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