- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

when debbie meets downer

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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