Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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