Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Skinny people fart less.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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i hate black people

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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