Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

You know what's catchy? A cold

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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