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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium