- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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