- Anti Joke

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

I'm homeless.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto