Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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im gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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