Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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I have aids

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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