- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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