haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Thats what she said

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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