- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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