How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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