A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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