Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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I <3 Hitler

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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