Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Your girlfriend.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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